It's The Day of The Globes, Y'all!

Jammers here.

Tonight is the night! The Globes will be handed out tonight. This is one of my favorite award shows because it involves both movies and television and I love both! I've looked over the list of nominees countless times since they were announced and I have made some predictions.

Before I get to that can we all agree that the Best Movie-Comedy/Musical category is a complete joke. Alice in fucking Wonderland was one of the worst pieces of shit to come out of Disney. I love me some Johnny, but this movie was one giant acid trip. The fact that it was nominated is a complete joke. Red and The Tourist were only nominated because the Hollywood Foreign Press is on a quest to see how many "big name" celebrities they can get in one room. The Kids Are All Right is going to win. If it doesn't win then the Hollywood Foreign Press is fucking stupid. And last but not least, BURLESQUE. BURLESQUE?!?!?! I really want to know how much dick Christina Aguilera sucked to get this shit show of a movie a nomination. She must be good at deep throating because this movie has no business being mentioned during award season. There were two good things about the movie-1)Stanley Tucci. and 2) The dude who was running the spotlight when Cher had that random "you can't bring me down because I'm Cher and I'm gonna be here forever" song in the middle of the fucking thing.

The other category that I could care less about is Best Performance by An Actor in a Comedy/Musical. Casino Jack and Barney's Version haven't made there way to Dallas yet so I have not seen either of those. I refuse to pay to see The Tourist so I could really care less if Johnny wins for it. Jakey G was sweet in Love and Other Drugs and he does look good naked so I'm gonna go ahead and give him my vote even though it'll probably go to Alice in the fucking acid trip that was Wonderland. I would have dropped that piece of cow shit and put Mark Ruffalo in the category for The Kids Are All Right but that's just me.

And just because someone got cancer doesn't mean you give him a nomination. *cough* Michael Douglas.

Anyway, my predictions are after the jump. What are your predictions?

Best Motion Picture- Drama
Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The King's Speech
The Social Network**


Best Performance by an Actress- Drama
Halle Berry- Frankie and Alice
Nicole Kidman- Rabbit Hole
Jennifer Lawrence- Winter's Bone
Natalie Portman- Black Swan**
Michelle Williams- Blue Valentine

Best Performance by an Actor-Drama
Jesse Eisenberg- The Social Network
Colin Firth- The King's Speech**
James Franco- 127 Hours
Ryan Gosling- Blue Valentine
Mark Wahlberg- The Fighter

Best Motion Picture-Comedy/Musical
Alice in Wonderland
Burlesque
The Kids Are All Right**
Red
The Tourist

Best Performance by an Actress-Comedy/Musical
Annette Benning- The Kids Are All Right**
Anne Hathaway- Love and Other Drugs
Angelina Jolie- The Tourist
Julianna Moore- The Kids Are All Right
Emma Stone- Easy A
** I know it's not gonna happen but I really want Emma Stone to win for Easy A.

Best Performance by an Actor-Comedy/Musical
Johnny Depp- Alice in Wonderland
Johnny Depp- The Tourist
Jake Gyllenhaal- Love and Other Drugs
Paul Giamatti- Barney's Version
Kevin Spacey- Casino Jack
** This category is pointless.

Best Animated Feature Film
Despicable Me
How To Train Your Dragon
The Illusionist
Tangled
Toy Story 3**


Best Foreign Language Film
Biutiful
The Concert
The Edge
I Am Love**
In A Better World

Best Performance by an Actress-Supporting
Amy Adams- The Fighter
Helena Bonham Carter- The King's Speech
Mila Kunis- Black Swan
Melissa Leo- The Fighter**
Jacki Weaver- Animal Kingdom

Best Performance by an Actor-Supporting
Christian Bale- The Fighter**
Michael Douglas- Wall Street 2:Money Never Sleeps
Andrew Garfield- The Social Network
Jeremy Renner- The Town
Geoffrey Rush- The King's Speech

Best Director
Darren Aronofsky- Black Swan
David Fincher- The Social Network**
Tom Hooper- The King's Speech
Christopher Nolan- Inception
David O. Russell- The Fighter

Best Screenplay
Danny Boyle & Simon Beaufoy- 127 Hours
Lisa Cholodenko & Stuart Blumberg- The Kids Are All Right
Christopher Nolan- Inception
David Seidler- The King's Speech**
Aaron Sorkin- The Social Network**
**I'm expecting Aaron to win for The Social Network but won't be upset or surprised if David wins for The King's Speech.

Best Original Score
Alexandre Desplat- The King's Speech
Danny Elfman- Alice in Wonderland
A.R. Rahman- 127 Hours
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross- The Social Network**
Hans Zimmer- Inception